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Today, my boyfriend met my dad for the first time. The first thing my dad said to him was "So, how low have you kissed?" FML


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On 01/12/2011 at 9:26pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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If he said lips, would he be wrong?

#11 - On 01/13/2011 at 3:19am by sourgirl101

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How embarrassing. That seems like the kind of question a parent should ask their child in private. Haha FYL

#6 - On 01/13/2011 at 3:07am by PeteyPablo12308

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