Today, I was walking down the street and I saw an old man, and me feeling nice I asked him if I could help him cross the street. He responded with: "Only if you let me touch your tits." FML

by Anonymous / 01/12/2011 at 12:31am / Canada (Quebec) / Intimacy

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  • You should've said yes, stood just out of arm-length and get the old man to take steps towards the other side of the street!

    Win-win scenario :P

    #3 - On 01/12/2011 at 6:13am by jazzy21

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  • I guess the question is... did you let him.

    #1 - On 01/12/2011 at 6:06am by BluewaffleFTW

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