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Today, I was feeling up my girlfriends chest. I was getting into it until she said "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "Thats not my nipple, its a pimple." I felt up a pimple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (54929) - you deserved it (32277)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

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