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Today, I was feeling up my girlfriends chest. I was getting into it until she said "What are you doing?" I said I was rubbing her nipple. She replies, "Thats not my nipple, its a pimple." I felt up a pimple. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (56340) - you deserved it (33009)

On 04/29/2009 at 6:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Arizona)

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a zit on her tit? that's pretty gross... that sucks dude

#3 - On 04/29/2009 at 2:03pm by wtfCorby

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At least it didn't pop...

#8 - On 04/29/2009 at 2:05pm by poolshark

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