Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML

by anonymous / 01/07/2011 at 3:21pm / United States / Intimacy

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  • YDI for not being a little suspicious at all that someone would PAY you $20 to swap seats with them.

    #3 - On 01/07/2011 at 5:30pm by Doortje

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  • It's not like he's going to hump you. That's actually pretty fun.

    #4 - On 01/07/2011 at 5:37pm by PSQ91

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