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Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML

I agree, your life sucks (19684) - you deserved it (8867)

On 01/07/2011 at 3:21pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

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