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Today, while on a six hour flight, someone offered to pay me $20 to swap seats with them. It seemed like a great deal, so I immediately accepted and moved to my new seat. I didn't realize my new neighbor was an old man with a raging boner. FML

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On 01/07/2011 at 3:21pm - intimacy - by anonymous - United States

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YDI for not being a little suspicious at all that someone would PAY you $20 to swap seats with them.

#3 - On 01/07/2011 at 5:30pm by Doortje

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It's not like he's going to hump you. That's actually pretty fun.

#4 - On 01/07/2011 at 5:37pm by PSQ91

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