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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting it on. My boyfriend noticed that every time I'm about to climax, I hit my head on something. Whether it's a wall or his face. FML


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On 01/06/2011 at 1:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Wear one of those foam cheese hats while having sex. It wont spoil the mood, honestly.

#17 - On 01/06/2011 at 8:43am by RedPillSucks

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How kinky! (;

#1 - On 01/06/2011 at 6:05am by x_Cupcakes

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