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Today, my husband was kind enough to hold my hair back while I was going down on him, but didn't have the thought to comfort me this morning while I suffered the effects of morning sickness. FML


I agree, your life sucks (31874) - you deserved it (5292)

On 01/02/2011 at 4:15pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (California)

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That is pretty selfish of him...

#2 - On 01/02/2011 at 6:53pm by attatood

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hope u didn't brush ur teeth so he has a vomit smelling penis

#3 - On 01/02/2011 at 6:54pm by 2muchshyt

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