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Today, I spent the first day of the new year helping out at an old folks home. I was assigned to watch over a group which includes the delightful Earnie; an 83 year old delusional man who sees absolutely no problem with showing off "what the good lord gave him" every chance he gets. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25408) - you deserved it (3440)

On 01/01/2011 at 6:21pm - intimacy - by Username - United States (California)

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So he's showing off his wit and sense of humor? Or is he showing off his character, honor, and integrity? What's the problem here? I don't understand.

#1 - On 01/01/2011 at 8:07pm by DocBastard

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Earnie is my new hero :D

#3 - On 01/01/2011 at 8:11pm by Doortje

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