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Today, my boyfriend talked me into having drunk sex. Right after we started, my head hit a wall, knocking me out. I woke up to him taking pics of my tits. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26034) - you deserved it (8876)

On 01/01/2011 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Samantha - United States (Florida)

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What happens on new year's eve .... ends up on the internet?

#3 - On 01/01/2011 at 6:26am by FMLephant

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Your boyfriend is retarded. Holy, some guys in this world sicken me...

#13 - On 01/01/2011 at 7:03am by Perksofbeingawal

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