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Today, my fiancé and I attempted to have sex in my childhood bedroom. As we were falling onto the bed, I smacked my head on the wall, which caused a shelf of stuffed toys to fall onto the bed. Not only did it kill the mood, the shelf also hit me in the face. FML


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On 12/23/2010 at 10:03pm - intimacy - by troubleintoyland (woman) - United States (Texas)

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Did it make you feel like a child again? Having sex?

#3 - On 12/24/2010 at 3:00am by SkateElement44

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Okay, having sex in the place you grew up in would kill the mood. YDI.

#11 - On 12/24/2010 at 3:40am by SamSayzRAWRZ

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