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Today, an attractive guy told me he wanted to get to know me and see me again. When I told my boyfriend, in hopes of stirring up some jealousy, he said "he'll regret it when he finds out what you're like in bed, trust me." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (20275) - you deserved it (37890)

On 12/21/2010 at 4:38am - intimacy - by fail (woman) - United States (New York)

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when you act like a bitch, expect to be treated like one

#3 - On 12/21/2010 at 10:01am by amiemariej

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win. jealousy games are weak.

#5 - On 12/21/2010 at 10:04am by hateplow

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