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Today, I went to the mall with my daughter. She asked me if she could go see Santa, so I said yes. She made me sit on his lap with her, and that's when I felt something on my bum. Let's just say Santa had a present for me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (29117) - you deserved it (4515)

On 12/19/2010 at 7:23pm - intimacy - by hotmommy -

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