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Today, I got a call from a restricted number. When I answered, it was a prank call. The kids on the other end had porn on high volume and put the phone next to the speaker. Way to remind me that I'm still a virgin. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30753) - you deserved it (7416)

On 12/14/2010 at 6:00am - intimacy - by virginat16 (woman) - United States (Texas)

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''virginat16?'' YDI if you think there's something wrong with that.

#13 - On 12/14/2010 at 10:06am by fadingaway

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how do you know it was porn? the other side of that call may have been dirtier than you think

#3 - On 12/14/2010 at 9:59am by BlaiseTheCraze

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