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Today, my boyfriend thought it would be sexy to pick me up and throw me on the bed. I rolled off and broke my collarbone. FML

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On 12/09/2010 at 4:47am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - France

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why did you roll off? you're supposed to stay on the bed.

#2 - On 12/09/2010 at 10:15am by meganasoarus

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Maybe she's really round, so that's why she rolled off.

#6 - On 12/09/2010 at 10:20am by DahkLohd

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