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Today, I found out that my boyfriend has been cheating on me by finding orange panties in my closet. His excuse was "they're a Christmas gift." Thanks honey, I get panties that won't fit, and have little brown streaks. FML


I agree, your life sucks (38516) - you deserved it (3015)

On 11/29/2010 at 10:16am - intimacy - by Anonymous - Canada (Saskatchewan)

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Good for him, fucking a woman who can't wipe properly. Get away from his dysentery-riddled dick ASAP.

#5 - On 11/29/2010 at 1:00pm by boomstick

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So break up with him. I don't know why it seems like girls are attracted to cheaters.

#8 - On 11/29/2010 at 1:02pm by FYLDeep

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