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Today, my parents found several drawings of a dinosaur girl in various bondage equipment posing seductively in my purse. The drawings weren't mine, nor do I have any idea where they came from, but my parents now think I'm a freak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26279) - you deserved it (3365)

On 11/29/2010 at 9:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (North Carolina)

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so u don't like my drawings.....

#11 - On 11/29/2010 at 1:16pm by THEMTCHELL

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S&M can make a Dino-sore.

What ever! I know it's corny!(:

#12 - On 11/29/2010 at 1:19pm by sourgirl101

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