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Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (31947) - you deserved it (6065)

On 11/29/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by katelouise2102 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

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Your gay roomie should realize straight people don't just magically become gay and munch their roommates.

#16 - On 11/29/2010 at 10:22am by skyeyez9

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By coming do you mean cumming?

#3 - On 11/29/2010 at 10:03am by marinus

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