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Today, I had to make up a boyfriend to stop my lesbian roommate coming onto me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25121) - you deserved it (4750)

On 11/29/2010 at 7:39am - intimacy - by katelouise2102 - United Kingdom (Lincolnshire)

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Your gay roomie should realize straight people don't just magically become gay and munch their roommates.

#16 - On 11/29/2010 at 10:22am by skyeyez9

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I'm assuming that firmly telling her that you are straight didn't work? course, if she is that into you, I don't know that a mythical boyfriend will stop her advances. semester's almost over... maybe you can request a new room or room mate

#12 - On 11/29/2010 at 10:16am by gusgus36

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