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Today, I was lying in bed listening to my neighbors have loud, and what sounded like, enjoyable sex. My boyfriend rolled over and said, "she sounds like fun" before rolling back over and going to sleep. It's been four months. FML


I agree, your life sucks (30304) - you deserved it (6218)

On 11/29/2010 at 7:13am - intimacy - by unsatisfied - Australia (Victoria)

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tickle his pickle for Gods sake

#1 - On 11/29/2010 at 10:05am by nemo206

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Go buy an $80 vibrator. That'll make him more competitive. :)

#4 - On 11/29/2010 at 10:09am by blazed562

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