Today, I told my husband that I wanted to take advantage of the alone time we would have while our kids are visiting my parents. My idea? A nice dinner out and kinky sex all night long. His idea? Chinese buffet and subsequent dutch ovens in bed. FML

by Anonymous / 11/22/2010 at 5:26pm / United States (Florida) / Intimacy

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  • Take the hint, OP. What guy would give up the chance to have kinky sex with his wife all night long? I'll tell you what kind of guy would do that, a gay guy. Give him a dildo for Christmas.

    #14 - On 11/22/2010 at 7:38pm by KingDingALing

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  • u can still have sex. just not with him.

    #9 - On 11/22/2010 at 7:28pm by WhatTheFuq

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