Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML

by shopper242 / 11/22/2010 at 7:29am / France / Intimacy

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  • awkward. I'd be mad at him cuz that's really embarrassing. but hey. at least you did have an orgasm.

    #2 - On 11/22/2010 at 10:04am by gusgus36

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  • Ask him how many sea turtles he's been having sex with in order for him to gain this knowledge.
    Tell him that he probably needs to be checked for turtle aids, and that from now on, you're going to use a sea cucumber to please yourself.

    #14 - On 11/22/2010 at 10:15am by RedPillSucks

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