awkward. I'd be mad at him cuz that's really embarrassing. but hey. at least you did have an orgasm.
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Ask him how many sea turtles he's been having sex with in order for him to gain this knowledge.
Tell him that he probably needs to be checked for turtle aids, and that from now on, you're going to use a sea cucumber to please yourself.
+21 | 26
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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