Submit your FML story

  • - Concept : An anecdote always starts with Today and ends with FML. There are no taboo subjects, feel free to express yourself.
  • - CAUTION: Read your message over. Please don't use text language and avoid making too many spelling mistakes.
  • - Please note that spam and nonsensical stories will result in you being blocked from accessing FML.
Your nick :
Categories :
Man or woman?
Email notification?

Today, my boyfriend compared my orgasm to that of a beached sea turtle. He demonstrated what he meant in front of all our friends. FML

#13934801
69 comments

I agree, your life sucks (20603) - you deserved it (2646)

On 11/22/2010 at 7:29am - intimacy - by shopper242 - France

can't breathe's life also sucks
Today, I was feeling nauseous and my cat was comforting me. I breathed in through my…

Anonymous also deserved it
Today, I was sitting at a traffic light when a cute girl appeared at the side of the…

Top comments

awkward. I'd be mad at him cuz that's really embarrassing. but hey. at least you did have an orgasm.

#2 - On 11/22/2010 at 10:04am by gusgus36

See in context

+19 | 5

Ask him how many sea turtles he's been having sex with in order for him to gain this knowledge.
Tell him that he probably needs to be checked for turtle aids, and that from now on, you're going to use a sea cucumber to please yourself.

#14 - On 11/22/2010 at 10:15am by RedPillSucks

See in context

+16 | 20

Comments

Loading...

Comments

Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.

Top of the page

You must have an FML account to comment.

Don't have an FML account yet ? Sign up to FML!



FML's blog

  • Sharina's Illustrated FML
  • Hi gang! Glad to see you all again, hope you’re doing fine and dandy. We are, amazing stuff has happened in amongst all the drudge and sludge. We’ve spent the week listening to the greatest album ever…

Friday 24 May 2013

The whole blog

FMyLife, world tour

Available on:

© 2008-2013 by