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Today, when I got home, I went into my room to find a Bratz doll and a Ken doll laying naked, on top of each other on my bed. Attached to them was a note that stated, "Please, use your imagination and find other ways besides porn to get excited. The computer keeps getting viruses. Love, Mom." FML


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On 11/21/2010 at 6:43pm - intimacy - by sydysyd (woman) - United States (Washington)

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Your mom should be happy it's only the computer that "keeps getting viruses". And Ken, that little slut! He's now with a Bratz doll? Wait until Barbie hears about this!

#10 - On 11/22/2010 at 3:06am by redbluegreen

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wow you know there are free antichrists right?

#1 - On 11/22/2010 at 3:02am by catalystics

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