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Today, after wondering why I've never met my father, I asked my mom if I was the product of a one night stand. She replied with, "Well, technically he didn't spend the night." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28161) - you deserved it (3171)

On 11/21/2010 at 6:14pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Maine)

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Wow, guess your mom was easy back in the day

#4 - On 11/22/2010 at 3:08am by LOLatU87

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I'm sorry OP that you found out your mom was (still is?) easy. Look on the bright side though, when your mom narrows it down to a few potential men; you can go on tv and let Maury tell you who your father is. If it turns out to be none of them he'll keep helping you search. He doesn't care how high that number of men gets: 30,50, even 100! He won't rest until someone is your daddy!

#15 - On 11/22/2010 at 3:30am by freakybella

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