Today, an ant bit my penis. That was the first 'mouth' to ever touch it. FML

by hjgjh / 04/27/2009 at 2:14am / United States (California) / Intimacy

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  • did you return the favour? bet you didn't you selfish bastard

    #4 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:05am by quantumoftruth

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  • hahahahaha well depending on your age I wouldnt worry too much perhaps your 12 in which case you've got plenty of time

    that sounds kinda painful though did it atleast swallow?

    #2 - On 04/27/2009 at 10:04am by ZiggyMorrison

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