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Today, I lost my virginity. I also found out that if I have a powerful enough orgasm, I am launched into a lengthy and uncontrollable sneezing fit. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23705) - you deserved it (2855)

On 11/06/2010 at 10:28am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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After Mr. Happy goes off, it's better to be Sneezy than Grumpy.

#10 - On 11/06/2010 at 2:04pm by perdix

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shouldn't you just be super happy that you had an orgasm when you lost your virginity? lol

#26 - On 11/06/2010 at 2:24pm by 464kremit

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