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Today, I was laying in bed with the covers over me, when I got an itch on my leg. It felt really good to scratch it so I got really into it. At that very moment my mom walked in, saw me doing a back and forth motion under the covers, gave me a look of disgust, and walked out. FML

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On 11/01/2010 at 9:00am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (California)

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OH YEAAAH BABY SCRATCH THAT LEG REEEAAAL GOOD *orgasm face*

#4 - On 11/01/2010 at 2:06pm by BroSkii69

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When will kids these days learn. when your parents walk in on you masturbating always follow 2 simple steps: 1. Look them right in the eyes 2. Finish masturbating. they will never walk in your room without knocking again

#7 - On 11/01/2010 at 2:23pm by NeedAHaircut

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