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Today, I went to a strip club with friends. After accepting a dance offer from a cute girl, we went to the back room where she sat in my lap and told how I creeped her out because I looked like her ex-boyfriend. She talked the whole time. I paid $22 to get in the friend zone with a stripper. FML


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On 10/27/2010 at 8:07pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alabama)

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strippers are friends, not food.

#10 - On 10/28/2010 at 3:22am by logan221

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I understand her wanting to talk, that can be a very demeaning job to have and it could help to just get anything off of your chest, but she should have atleast done a small routine or not made you pay, that really isn't fair to you.

#42 - On 10/28/2010 at 4:25am by Rei_Ayanami

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