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Today, I went to a strip club with friends. After accepting a dance offer from a cute girl, we went to the back room where she sat in my lap and told how I creeped her out because I looked like her ex-boyfriend. She talked the whole time. I paid $22 to get in the friend zone with a stripper. FML

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strippers are friends, not food.

#10 - On 10/28/2010 at 3:22am by logan221

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did she at least get naked?

cause i never get to se my girl "friends" naked. that would cross the friend boundary.

do we still call them strippers or are they referred to as "Adult Dancing Entertainers"?

I get so confused

#7 - On 10/28/2010 at 3:19am by johnny_utah

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