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Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML

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On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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He tried to get your hair pregnant.

#5 - On 10/24/2010 at 10:14am by smokeymcpottt

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