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Today, I found dried cum in my hair - after being at work for two hours. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10260) - you deserved it (31489)

On 10/24/2010 at 3:31am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Washington)

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He tried to get your hair pregnant.

#5 - On 10/24/2010 at 10:14am by smokeymcpottt

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I don't know how you know exactly what was in your hair when you seem to be clueless as to how it got there when you were at work, but I'm going to assume you are an expert in having cum in your hair. Must be a common experience in your life.

#12 - On 10/24/2010 at 10:16am by oldwiseguy

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