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Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (7352) - you deserved it (23969)

On 01/16/2009 at 8:36am - intimacy - by fd - United States (Alabama)

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hey man
better than aids

#21 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:08pm by dani_fizzle

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thank you #23, the most intimate sex you will ever have is one on one.

#24 - On 05/13/2009 at 12:30am by Pearson

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