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Today, my partner and I were informed by the man we had a three-way with, the first one after having finally screwed up the courage to do it, that he has mono. I don't feel so good. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9665) - you deserved it (33086)

On 01/16/2009 at 8:36am - intimacy - by fd - United States (Alabama)

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hey man
better than aids

#21 - On 04/06/2009 at 11:08pm by dani_fizzle

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Haha. I got mono last semester and had to withdraw from school. It's the perfect excuse to do absolutely nothing for two straight months, even if it does suck for awhile. And at least the way you got it was rather epic... To this day I still don't know how I got it, which pisses me off even more, I think.

#8 - On 02/16/2009 at 6:12am by khaldun

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