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Today, I put an anonymous note under my neighbour's door asking them to not have sex so loudly during the day. Since then, I haven't heard any sex. Unfortunately, I have heard a woman crying loudly because she just found out about her husband's affair. FML


I agree, your life sucks (48260) - you deserved it (10245)

On 09/22/2010 at 3:04pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

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this is bad how? you informed her that her husband is a cheating bastard. its better for her to find out now than years down the road.

#5 - On 09/22/2010 at 5:20pm by SirWhatsHisFace

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aww... poor girl

#4 - On 09/22/2010 at 5:19pm by LemonLala

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