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Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (52122) - you deserved it (4072)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

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Wow umm I'd kill her

#1 - On 09/01/2010 at 10:03am by PolishHammer

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Ew.... how old is your dad and friend? sounds kind of pedo.

#10 - On 09/01/2010 at 10:05am by ImaCanuck

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