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Today, I found out that whenever my best friend used to say she wanted to do my dad, she wasn't kidding. She accomplished her mission in my bed after school. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (45019) - you deserved it (3129)

On 09/01/2010 at 7:10am - intimacy - by fmlskank93 - Australia (Victoria)

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Wow umm I'd kill her

#1 - On 09/01/2010 at 10:03am by PolishHammer

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Now would be a good time to ask your dad for a new car.

#50 - On 09/01/2010 at 10:35am by ncbeach22

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