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Today, my boyfriend and I were having sex in a rarely used room at school. We got carried away and found ourselves locked in. We slept there overnight. We woke up when the cleaning lady found us the next morning and were greeted by worried parents and school staff. FML

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On 08/26/2010 at 5:17pm - intimacy - by Eeeek (woman) - Bulgaria (Varna)

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You're disgusting. YDI for not being intelligent enough to escape a room. Just be glad someone came for your stupid ass.

#24 - On 08/26/2010 at 7:43pm by Freeze

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YDI for having sex. LOL JK

#2 - On 08/26/2010 at 7:31pm by supaman1

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