Today, my incredibly self conscious girlfriend decided to get over her fears and let me see her in her underwear. She did a short strip tease, crawled on top of me and asked what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say besides, "Your bra and panties don't match." FML

by captainocd / 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • Two things:

    1. Poor girl. No wonder she's self-conscious.

    2. OP, your man card, please. *holds out hand*

    #8 - On 08/19/2010 at 5:43pm by kbaker90

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  • what a jerk, if you gave her some compliments she might have higher confidence

    #3 - On 08/19/2010 at 5:41pm by lazerdude07

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