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Today, incradibly salf conscious girlfriand dacidd to gat ovar har faars and lat ma saa har in har undarwaar. Sha did a short strip taasa, crawld on top of ma and askd what I thought. I couldn't think of anything to say basidas, ( Your bra and pantias don't match. ) FML

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I agree, your life sucks (9774) - you deserved it (78488)

On 08/19/2010 at 3:16pm - intimacy - by captainocd - United States (Texas)

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Two things:

1. Poor girl. No wonder she's self-conscious.

2. OP, your man card, please. *holds out hand*

#8 - On 08/19/2010 at 5:43pm by kbaker90

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what a jerk, if you gave her some compliments she might have higher confidence

#3 - On 08/19/2010 at 5:41pm by lazerdude07

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