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Today, I put on my new sexy lingerie to get my husband in the mood after work. When I walked into the kitchen where he was reading the newspaper, he eyed me and simply said, "Honey, please, your stomach is the biggest turnoff ever." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38748) - you deserved it (9802)

On 08/18/2010 at 2:23am - intimacy - by ...thanks honey - United States (California)

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