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Today, for my mom's birthday, we went camping. At night, my mom and her boyfriend decided to have "Birthday Sex" because they thought everyone was asleep. Trying to not make it awkward for me and my friend that I brought along, I kept still. Soon, I heard my friend going to town on herself. FML

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On 08/16/2010 at 1:14am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Idaho)

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that's hot.

#1 - On 08/16/2010 at 6:01am by xX_LilSammie_Xx

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I don't think that's her phone vibrating

#3 - On 08/16/2010 at 6:04am by Jessi_the_sexii

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