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Today, I got a XXX wax, because my boyfriend wouldn't go down on me as he didn't like the hair. Now he won't sleep with me at all because I look like a child with no pubic hair, and he "feels like a pedophile." FML


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On 07/30/2010 at 2:45am - intimacy - by hairless (woman) - Australia (Queensland)

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That's basically a guy who wants a permanent excuse to not go down on you, OP. :P

#3 - On 07/30/2010 at 10:34am by Cinn

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Sounds like your boyfriend is full of excuses tell him to man up or you aren't returning the favor

#5 - On 07/30/2010 at 10:34am by arhanes

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