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Today, my dad found my "list". 32 guys, 4 girls. Colour coded as to who I would sleep with again and who I wouldn't, who were virgins, etc. He complimented me on my "organizational skills." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (14697) - you deserved it (54849)

On 07/17/2010 at 3:34pm - intimacy - by reckless (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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you color coordinating the STD's too? crabs can be red, syphilis green, and the clap can be yellow cause when i think of clapping i think happy.

#6 - On 07/17/2010 at 5:20pm by JesseJaymz

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atleast he didn't get mad?

#1 - On 07/17/2010 at 5:18pm by Signposthead

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