Today, the girl I'm secretly in love with, whom I was talking to on MSN, told me she'd "brb in 10, no wait 20, oh make that 30 min" depending on her boyfriend's stamina. FML
by loon / 10/28/2008 at 7:13am / Intimacy
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the price you pay for hanging onto what you can't have.
#6 - On 03/20/2009 at 5:58pm by lifepwns
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Stop being a pussy and get off the sideline.
#9 - On 04/01/2009 at 9:28pm by will90
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