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Today, after going down on my boyfriend, we were cuddling and I went to kiss him. Just before I could reach his lips, he ran his finger over my mouth and whispered, "S-s-s-semen." FML


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On 06/29/2010 at 1:34pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (British Columbia)

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Do you see men?

#1 - On 06/29/2010 at 5:00pm by dangitsalex

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God, what is with guys being all freaked out about kissing after getting a bj? It's not like you have spooge all over your face. It was swallowed! There wouldn't be enough left on your lips or in your mouth to taste! Jesus. It's their OWN spooge too so it won't turn them gay somehow. He needs to get over his hang ups. If it's clean enough to go in your mouth and down your throat, then it's clean enough for him to taste too. Freaking weirdos.

#19 - On 06/29/2010 at 5:10pm by birds

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