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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25112) - you deserved it (23985)

On 06/28/2010 at 4:12am - intimacy - by megaladon - United States (California)

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