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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25939) - you deserved it (24804)

On 06/28/2010 at 4:12am - intimacy - by megaladon - United States (California)

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i don't get it.. why do most people want to make love to women that look like girls? i'm a guy and I don't like the look of a shaved snatch at all. its actually less hyegenic than having pubes. keeping it trimmed is fine.

#63 - On 06/28/2010 at 10:53am by windfuelsfire

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wow so many of you are scared of pubic hair. Not everyone wants to be completely bald down there. You're not supposed to be bald down there as the hair helps protect the delicate skin from chaffing. Complete baldness of the pubic area is just another myth kicked around by the porn industry and the only reason they are all bald is so you can get a clear view.

#98 - On 06/28/2010 at 11:56am by monnanon

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