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Today, my boyfriend and I were messing around. When he slipped his hand down my pants, he scratched my pubic hair and said "scruffy, scruffy, scruffy." FML

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On 06/28/2010 at 4:12am - intimacy - by megaladon - United States (California)

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he was doing yard work

#2 - On 06/28/2010 at 10:04am by Dejavux187

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i don't get it.. why do most people want to make love to women that look like girls? i'm a guy and I don't like the look of a shaved snatch at all. its actually less hyegenic than having pubes. keeping it trimmed is fine.

#63 - On 06/28/2010 at 10:53am by windfuelsfire

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