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Today, I woke up with a hangover and my girlfriend seemed pissed at me. It took me a while before I remembered having sex the night before. I just didn't know exactly what had happened after that had pissed her off. Then I realized nothing happened, because I fell asleep while she was on top of me. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (5198) - you deserved it (23529)

On 01/14/2009 at 4:10pm - intimacy - by Holymoly - Netherlands (Utrecht)

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