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Today, I was masturbating to a video a friend sent me. The girls were hot, walking out on a stage doing all sorts of sexy manuevers. The video was close to ending and the announcer in the video announced the winner. His name was Dan. It was a drag competition. My friend knew I'd whack off to it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (19760) - you deserved it (86635)

On 04/18/2009 at 8:53pm - intimacy - by Masterbater (man) - United States (Iowa)

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