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Today, I was texting my crush. I tried to say, "I need a nap," but my iPhone changed it to "I need anal." I sent it. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38374) - you deserved it (19504)

On 06/03/2010 at 2:58pm - intimacy - by Allie - United States (Illinois)

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Bwaaaaaaahahahahahaha!

#1 - On 06/03/2010 at 7:22pm by Gerblat

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you should thank your iPhone much more interesting conversation :)

#9 - On 06/03/2010 at 7:25pm by chungy92

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