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Today, I was texting my boyfriend during a 7 hour car ride with my family. I thought it'd be fine to text dirty with him. Little did I know, my audio corrector was on, and told me the right way to spell 'penis' and 'orgasm.' 5 hours left. FML

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YDI for not being able to spell penis and orgasm O.o

#14 - On 05/23/2010 at 1:03pm by Dale_xD

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Wow. Fail. :/

#1 - On 05/23/2010 at 12:58pm by Efilyn

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