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Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (15177) - you deserved it (237599)

On 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm - intimacy - by Chichensoup (man) - United States (Oregon)

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bahaha dumbass cheaters!

#1 - On 05/21/2010 at 3:05am by take_it_ez

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I hope you also caught an STD to add onto your other pain. Cheatin bastard!!

#7 - On 05/21/2010 at 3:08am by BBMOMZ

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