Today, I was having an affair with a girl from my work. She scratched my back while we were doing it and I didn't want my wife to find out so I threw myself down the stairs at work and ended up having to go to the hospital. FML

by Chichensoup / 05/20/2010 at 10:33pm / United States (Oregon) / Intimacy

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  • bahaha dumbass cheaters!

    #1 - On 05/21/2010 at 3:05am by take_it_ez

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  • YDI for cheating. and being that dumb.
    you could have just made an excuse, you don't have to throw yourself down the stairs!
    or even better, DIVORCE HER! if you don't want to be with your wife anymore, which obviously you don't, dont be a pussy! just get a divorce!

    #6 - On 05/21/2010 at 3:08am by Kenziechristinee

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