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Today, I had to give a speech in front of my class and during my speech I had to say the words "But six"; however, because of my accent it sounded like "Butt sex". For the remainder of the day I was frequently asked about "Butt sex". FML

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On 01/13/2009 at 1:17pm - intimacy - by Explicit - United States (Massachusetts)

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use lots of lube

#2 - On 02/04/2009 at 9:04pm by timmytwofinger

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this kinda thing happens to everyone. Our class did a mock trial once, and the "judge" said "I now call upon the prostitution witness" instead of "I now call upon the prosecution witness". this was quite a long time ago, maybe grade 6.
also, my friend and I had to explain what prostitution was to another one of my friends :S.

#6 - On 03/15/2009 at 9:52pm by cra_z_turtle

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