I see someone decided to start their horror movie early.

Well, look at the bright side, at least you didn’t have to listen to christmas music in ******* November.

I need to hear an explanation for THIS.

I have a friend that went to party with his buddies in Vegas and somehow end up in a swanky hotel Los Angeles with 1000 dollars missing from his bank account. He doesn't remember any of it lol

Why do you or your friends have a straightjacket in the first place?

If alcohol-related YDI, if you randomly woke up like that having gone to bed as normal then FML.

Hope you don't have a sore bum.

You should have let the orderlies take you back to your room.

I recommend you take some time, go online, and look and see if you've been tagged in photos. We here at FML would like a full report. Thanks in advance.

You probably went batshit crazy and your so-called friends wanted you to be safe and unsoiled.