By Anonymous - 20/07/2018 12:00 - Canada - Ancaster

Today, I refilled a water glass I'd left out on the counter and took a long drink. At the end, I felt something spongy and panicked. When I spit it all out into the sink, a huge centipede was staring back at me. FML
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It could have been worse, friend. The centipede could have been a human one.

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It could have been worse, friend. The centipede could have been a human one.

Well, I bet you I can get the OP to be in a human centipede. I don't even have to trick him or anything.

Looks like you put your foot in your mouth — a hundred times over.

Sounds like that was tequila, and you got the worm at the bottom.

The centipede was all like, "what the hell!"

The centipede was all like, "what the hell!"

The centipede was all like, "what the hell!"

Centipede probably thought it was a miracle. Think Jonas inside the whale.

Which one? There's three Jonas Brothers.

commandpriority 5

Oh **** that! No more water for me!!! Just beer!

Not if you don’t notice that a cigarette butt was put on in a can... in my case, it was a soda can.

chris_lillo 15

This is why clear cups are a must!

tarabella 7

Uuuhhh...better out than in, i guess?

This must be fake. Canada only consists of Justin Trudeau and moose herds, not scary creatures. ;)

Centipede to drunk friends : "Your not gonna fucken believe what happened to me last night"