Miscellaneous: Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying... - FML

By Arlbethere - 25/02/2011 12:18 - United Kingdom

Today, I attended the wrong funeral. I spent twenty minutes trying to hide and walk away without being too conspicuous. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/11/2020 23:02

Today, I was mistaken for an employee at my grandmother's funeral. There were only twelve of us there, all family. FML

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By familyhatesme - 18/07/2014 16:30 - United States - Kingston

Today, I was at my grandma's funeral. While giving the eulogy, I accidentally mixed up "You will be missed" and "You won't be forgotten" and instead said "You won't be missed." FML

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By patrickalamo - 14/06/2011 14:23 - United States

Today, while driving in a funeral procession I was distracted, missed my turn and yelled "God dammit!" I'm the funeral director; the Priest was in the car with me as I led the funeral the wrong way. FML

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By Klo - 12/11/2023 16:00

Today, I was set to meet my friends at a new, trendy café. I arrived early, eager to impress, but ended up walking into the wrong café and got stuck for an hour engaged in a disturbing conversation about serial killers with a total stranger who'd deludedly mistaken me for a long-lost friend. FML

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By CloroxDoggo - 24/11/2016 00:23 - United States

Today, I was meeting up with a friend in a town. He said he was at the restaurant we were going to meet at; I was too. Turns out I was in the wrong town. FML

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By oops - 05/04/2009 05:20 - United States

Today, I walked past a church with a bunch of people standing outside waiting for the bride and groom to walk out. When the church doors opened, I yelled congratulations as loud as I could. It was a funeral. FML

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By Noname - 21/02/2009 07:34 - United States

Today, I was stuck in what I thought was traffic on my way home from work. I started weaving in and out of traffic because it seemed to only be a few cars holding up the line. I get to the front of the line and I'd realized I just weaved through a funeral procession. FML

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Grave error

By spyrogers1677 - 18/11/2022 00:00 - Canada - Ottawa

Today, at my job as a funeral director, I fell ass over heels into the grave in front of a hundred mourners and an unamused Catholic priest. FML

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By abbshows - 29/08/2014 18:54 - United States

Today, it was my great aunt's funeral. We all had to wait two hours for the service to begin, because they forgot to dig the grave. FML

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By too cool - 01/07/2014 03:59 - United States - Carpentersville

Today, at my grandparent's funeral, we were waiting for the pastor. He was fashionably late because he couldn't find his sunglasses and had gone to buy new ones. FML

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kisalycorsis34 0

Friday 25 February 2011 16:05

How do you attend the wrong funeral? Did you notice at the beginning, or when you went to give the eulogy for "Great-grandma Suzy" and looked in the coffin to see some Chinese guy??? No, but really, I'd say it's an FML for the dead person, because they're.... kinda dead. You're just sort of an idiot.

COLOMBIANxDEVIL 2

Friday 25 February 2011 16:03

I did that once. it's no big deal just pretend to cry and see of you can get sad person sex.

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DavLynn 4

Friday 25 February 2011 16:02

just say that it was your mom

4bidden 0

Friday 25 February 2011 17:47

Uhh good one...?

dirtyblond 4

Friday 25 February 2011 19:54

no.that'll jinx it

COLOMBIANxDEVIL 2

Friday 25 February 2011 16:03

I did that once. it's no big deal just pretend to cry and see of you can get sad person sex.

AnagenisisZagus 13

Friday 25 February 2011 21:08

You sick, sick maniacal genius.

locura1991 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 3:53

Lmaooooo ^^ instead of wedding crashers it will be herse chasers

Pineapple_pops 1

Friday 25 February 2011 16:05

Is that even possible?

junkboy 4

Friday 25 February 2011 16:05

eh, people make mistakes. it's okay mahn

crissybear 8

Friday 25 February 2011 16:05

ha ha ha that's funny...

Heffir 0

Friday 25 February 2011 16:05

how did you go to the wrong funeral? ydi

kisalycorsis34 0

Friday 25 February 2011 16:05

How do you attend the wrong funeral? Did you notice at the beginning, or when you went to give the eulogy for "Great-grandma Suzy" and looked in the coffin to see some Chinese guy??? No, but really, I'd say it's an FML for the dead person, because they're.... kinda dead. You're just sort of an idiot.

cheex87 0

Friday 25 February 2011 18:14

lmao!!! your comment totally made my morning!

IcyHell 0

Friday 25 February 2011 18:34

FML for the dead person? What? Dead persons don't even have a life to begin with.

Suchagoonnn 4

Friday 25 February 2011 21:27

^ says the person behind the computer on fml. haha jk

fthku 13

Friday 25 February 2011 22:57

Actually, they do have a life to begin with. Death would be the end of said life.

insanesna1l 0

Saturday 26 February 2011 13:43

haha well said.

CoCoFoShoHoe 0

Monday 18 June 2012 21:01

Wouldn't it be, "FMD" instead of life?

IrishWildMan 3

Friday 25 February 2011 16:06

Well, it's about time for me to be hitting the ole dusty trail...

SmallyBigs 9

Friday 25 February 2011 21:00

Win.

lickerassholes 0

Friday 25 February 2011 16:06

lol

KY_Jelly 10

Friday 25 February 2011 16:08

Hmmm... Your intelligence is astounding, OP. Better luck next time.

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