Animals: Kinky Crab

Kinky Crab

By Robert Herrin - 14/08/2018 18:30

Today, I fell asleep with my hermit crab on my bed and woke up to him pinching my nipple. FML

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By JoanT - 14/07/2020 09:43

Today, I woke myself up by pinching my nipple between my elbow and the bed. This isn’t the first time. FML

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By patronuscat? - 05/10/2017 01:30

Today, I woke up in a guy's bed to one of his cats licking my nipples. FML

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By Alwayspotato - 11/07/2020 05:02

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend, he had his head on my chest and we both fell asleep. Suddenly, I woke up by my boyfriend biting my nipple, hard, in his sleep. I now need to go to the pharmacy because of a bleeding nipple. FML

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By scratchpost - 28/10/2010 12:07 - United States

Today, my cat woke me up by sharpening his claws on my breast. FML

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By cdn_steed - 23/04/2011 13:11 - United States

Today, at 5:30 in the morning while I was fast asleep, my cat decided the most threatening thing in my apartment that absolutely needed to be attacked was my left nipple. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/01/2011 20:53 - United States

Today, while playing with my cat, she decided to give me a surprise nipple piercing with her claws. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/04/2020 08:00

Today, my cat woke me up at 3 a.m. by jumping from the shelf and landing on my nutsack. FML

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By JackNicholsonInChinatown - 25/10/2016 02:58

Today, like most days, my cat tried to wake me up with a gentle, fluffy paw pat on my nose. This morning, however, he managed to get his claw caught inside my nostril. FML

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By piercednipple - 30/06/2015 16:02 - United States - Woodbridge

Today, my docile gerbil was startled by a car alarm. He dove into my tank top and bit straight through my nipple. FML

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By IHaveTwoOwies - 06/10/2017 13:00

Today, I pinched a nerve in my shoulder while pulling the bedcovers higher in the morning. After excruciating pain all day, I climbed back into bed at night, twisting my knee in the process. FML

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DMA 11

Tuesday 14 August 2018 19:03

Still, it’s one of the better ways to wake up with crabs.

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 14 August 2018 19:01

"Something tells me I'm into something good." - Herrin's Hermits

Comments

interesting33 36

Friday 3 August 2018 1:28

Oh snap! You got some action, and crabs. In a bit of a pinch there!

BurnInDemonFire 33

Tuesday 14 August 2018 19:01

"Something tells me I'm into something good." - Herrin's Hermits

DMA 11

Tuesday 14 August 2018 19:03

Still, it’s one of the better ways to wake up with crabs.

Warmonger_Smurf 29

Tuesday 14 August 2018 20:06

Why are you surprised? It’s called a hermit carb for a reason. It doesn’t like people.

Lalala579121 27

Tuesday 14 August 2018 20:37

Still a better love story than Twilight.

Charlie Given 26

Tuesday 14 August 2018 21:28

Is it's name nipple pincher 🤣🤣

RichardPencil 30

Tuesday 14 August 2018 22:05

Who’s the real hermit here?

Glowworm56 26

Tuesday 14 August 2018 22:14

Looks like the little guy's quite the efficient alarm clock to have in a pinch.

BiGTiMeNeRD 29

Wednesday 15 August 2018 0:53

That would make anyone feel crabby.

BLARGTEHTACO 20

Wednesday 15 August 2018 2:56

wild. start to finish.

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