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By Anonymous - / Sunday 10 December 2017 14:00 / United Kingdom - Bolton
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By Anonymous - / Sunday 3 December 2017 00:30 / United Kingdom - Poole
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Today, my boyfriend of 2 years went on a 2-week trip to Italy to spend time with his family. Thinking nothing of it, I decided to go to a Comic Con alone. I saw him there with another girl. FML

By Anonymous - / Thursday 23 November 2017 14:00 / United Kingdom - Poole
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By emayc - / Wednesday 22 November 2017 05:00 / United Kingdom
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By Paracelcus - / Wednesday 15 November 2017 04:00 / United Kingdom - London
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By Dontplayjokes - / Monday 13 November 2017 06:00 / United Kingdom
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Today, after being hit by a car, I got up and hobbled to work instead of the hospital because no one else would cover my management shift. FML

By Anonymous - / Friday 10 November 2017 18:00 / United Kingdom - Derby
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By ShinyLadybird15 - / Thursday 9 November 2017 00:30 / United Kingdom
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Today, I showed my dad photos from my first fun night out in ages. His response? "You look at least 6 months pregnant." FML

By sazz - / Sunday 5 November 2017 03:00 / United Kingdom - Shepperton
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Today, I woke up duct-taped to the toilet in nothing but a straitjacket. I don't remember what happened. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 1 November 2017 20:00 / United Kingdom - Poole
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Today, at work, a customer I've never met before congratulated me on my gender transition and told me how brave I was. I'm not transgender, I'm just short and baby-faced. FML

By Shorty - / Tuesday 31 October 2017 14:00 / United Kingdom
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Today, I was having sex with a guy I really liked when he suddenly stopped and, while still inside of me, told me that he didn't "do relationships". FML

By "Ohholypuff" - / Sunday 29 October 2017 04:00 / United Kingdom
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Today, in the early hours of the morning, two of my wisdom teeth simultaneously began emerging. In my haste to get painkillers, I accidentally smacked my recently broken foot on a door. FML

By Ouch - / Saturday 28 October 2017 14:00 / United Kingdom
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Today, after my dad declared that Rick and Morty is a terrible show, I caught him watching it and laughing his ass off. He grounded me. FML

By Anonymous - / Wednesday 25 October 2017 05:00 / United Kingdom - Kidderminster
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By Anonymous - / Wednesday 18 October 2017 00:30 / United Kingdom - Poole
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By wait, what - / Tuesday 17 October 2017 21:00 / United Kingdom - Southampton
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By Peridot - / Monday 16 October 2017 19:00 / United Kingdom - London
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By SHUTCHINS - / Saturday 14 October 2017 12:00 / United Kingdom - Canterbury
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Today, I was chilling with my boyfriend of 2 years when, out of the blue and with complete seriousness, he asked me if I want kids anytime soon. This wouldn't be odd if we weren't both 14 years old. FML

By Anonymous - / Saturday 7 October 2017 19:00 / United Kingdom - Poole
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By mind your own business - / Thursday 5 October 2017 06:00 / United Kingdom - Leeds
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By Bawsack - / Monday 26 September 2016 10:10 / United Kingdom - Edinburgh
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Today, we got CCTV fitted in our store. My lovely boss told me he'll be spending his free time watching the footage on his phone to know what I get up to when he's not in. FML

By Anonymous - / Sunday 22 March 2015 18:19 / United Kingdom - London
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Today, a friend complimented me on my "smoky eyeshadow". I wasn't wearing eye makeup. She was complimenting the result of my insomnia. FML

By Tired - / Wednesday 2 October 2013 16:22 / United Kingdom - Bexhill
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