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Today, during a romantic shower with my girlfriend, I slipped, fell, and took the both the shower curtain and rod with me. My dignity hurts more than my butt. FML

By "Alex Neiva" - / Monday 16 October 2017 19:30 / Canada - Toronto
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Today, a guy tried a pick-up line on me and followed me into a nearby mall. He left me after 10 minutes, but later sent me a request on Instagram. I never gave him my name. FML

By wilmaa - / Sunday 15 October 2017 17:15 / Canada
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By StinkyFrogHunter - / Wednesday 10 May 2017 15:00 / Canada - Toronto
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By nomade319 - / Thursday 16 May 2013 02:57 / Canada - Winnipeg
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Today, while arguing with my pregnant wife, she said, “You can’t understand. I’m creating life. What are you creating, besides poop?” FML

By caca maker - / Sunday 13 January 2013 09:22 / Canada
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